I don’t know, ask all the people that won’t date me.

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I died at Finding Nemo.

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I AM GOING TO WEAR GLOVES EVERY TIME I TOUCH MONEY

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Expectations:

Reality:

 

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They expect you to be walking to school like:

but in reality you’re like:

They expect you to be in class like: 

but in reality you’re like:

They expect you before an exam to be all like:

but in reality you’re like:

They expect to react to your exam mark like:

but in reality they’ll be like:

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Everyone else:

Me:

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